"Conan O'Brien's Fanatic Homepage
                 
 "God love the fanatics, shows like mine are built by fanatics." -Conan O'Brien

Are you a Conan O'Brien fanatic?  Yes?  Well then join the club.  Let me introduce myself, my name is Dominic Lavoie, I'm 16, live in Maine, and I've been watching Late Night since the first season, (do the math and figure out just how old I was), I'm on the newsgroup, have 2 homepages, and a autographed pic of Conan, I have 30+ episodes on tape, and like 30 copys of Conan's milk add.  So its far to say I'm a fanatic.  I've made a list below of ways you can tell if your a fanatic.  Take a look and see if you make the cut.
 
   Conan speaks about fanatics and our homepages.  Click  here  to hear what 
                                                 he had to say
 
                   Are you a fanatic?

First come up with a sentence like the ones below. Then e-mail it (them) to me at ledzeppelin@nci1.net Once I recive it, I'll post your "Fanatic Sentance" on this page, giving you full credit. So come on folks, lets start a new trend!


Dominic Lavoie's


 
  • You find your self repeating the same jolks Conan made just to see if you can get a laugh.

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  • When Conan talks about fanatics of the show, you feel importent.

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  • When you see a rabbit, you first off think about King Bunny.

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  • 90% of your Internet bookmakes are Conan related.

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  • You make a page called, "So your addicted to Conan O'Brien.

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  • Your spine shivers every time someone calls Conan, Con-a-n.

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  • You have a framed autographed Conan picture.

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  • You e-mail address has Conan in it.

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  • You sware outloud when you miss an episode.

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  • People call you imature because you can't stop "pooping" on things

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  • You keep seeing Andy Richter outside your yard.

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  • You think VH1 has the Max7 playing with Robert Palmer. (wait, that really happend!)

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  • You dye your hair so it looks just like Conan's.

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  • You sware that you will work at 30 Rock one day.

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  • You'd rather Conan and Andy just talk about themselves at the top of the show then do a bit.

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  • You wonder if every person you know with the last name O'Brien is somehow related to Conan

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  • You hope someone from the show see's this and then ask you to do some writting for the show, (since you have a very good sence of humor, and make everyone laugh, oh yea and you want to be a writter when your older, so writting for the show would be exelent practace...few, ok, I went a little off on that one but hey, its my homepage.)

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  • You have 30+ episodes on tape and work to by new tapes.

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  • You plan to go see a tapeing of the show 3 years in advance.

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  • Your a reader and poster to the alt.fan.conan-obrien.

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  • You visit the chat room on IRC Dalnet called #conan to chat with other fanatics.

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  • Your internal clock is set to ring at 12:35 A.M.

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  • You dream about Al Bell.

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  • When someone says they would rather watch Nick at Nite you grind your teeth and make up an excuse to leave, then scurry to your house and recored Conan.

    • Kevin Newcombe's


     
  • Most people say "Ouch" when they get punched in the stomach. You say "Late Night with Conan O'Brien might be one of the best shows on television due to it's never ending source of fresh, well written comedy and strong musical backbeat."

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  • Before you change the channel on your TV, you ask someone named Liz to roll a clip.

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  • You can remember hearing something about God someday returning to Earth in a wussie wagon.

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  • You can remember hearing something about God someday returning to Earth in a wussie wagon.

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  • You purposely contract a life threatening disease, just so you can talk to Conan's father

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  • Your idea of hardcore porn is just "Max on Max

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  • you're lurking just outside the window of Conan's house. Unfortunately, Conan lives on the 8th floor of an apartment building and has no balcony or outdoor fire escape.

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  • you made a fan page for Damone's fan page

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  • you've got the attention span of a circus monkey, but sat through Cabin Boy

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  • you rob a bank, then do the macarena until the police show up, just so you can hear your name used in a monologue joke.

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  • after reading every sentence, you say outloud "I do that too"

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  • after seeing it in a remote, you go out a start stuffing tulips into the biggest bong you can find

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  • you attempt to murder Conan, just so you can sit 10 feet away from him for 8 hours a day in a courtroom

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  • you hear him talk about how inmates really like the show so you frame your brother for murder, just so the two of you can talk about how great the show is

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  • your first name has been legally changed to "Oldy"

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  • you meet President Clinton, and the first thing you say to him is "I bet meeting Conan O'Brien was the most thrilling thing of your life"

    •             -And much more to come.


     
        Well there you have it folks, of course there are MUCH more to come, and if you have any, "Fanatic Sentances," send them to me, I'll add them in and of course I'll give you credit.  E-mail me at ledzeppelin@nci1.net
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